Wholock

Whovians:You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?

BBC:Hey, wait a second, you kno-

Whovians:You know who has to do it

BBC:Listen, that was just an episode-

Whovians:You know who.

BBC:It's just fiction.

Whovians:You know who.

BBC:But this series is not that important as-

Whovians:You know.

BBC:But-

Whovians:Or the world will explode

BBC:...What?

Whovians:It's time law BBC.

BBC:...

Whovians:It's the law of the universe.

BBC:....

Whovians:There will be a crack in time.

BBC:I think you take this a bit too seriou-

Whovians:The Doctor will come

BBC:But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-

Whovians:It's written in history.

BBC:But the Queen-

Whovians:Will not be amused.